THE FAMILY CREST PLAYS FRIDAY 4/4!!! AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A HALF DAY PARTY!

SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS ONE, I’M WRITING THIS POSTING IN ALL CAPS, AND IT’S TOTALLY ON PURPOSE, AND YEAH, IT’S OBNOXIOUS.

SAN FRANCISCO’S “THE FAMILY CREST” IS COMING TO PLAY FOR US NEXT FRIDAY AT 1PM, AND FRIDAY IS A FREAKING HALF DAY! WE’RE GONNA START YOUR WEEKEND RIGHT!

DO THE MATHS:
ONE 7 PIECE ANTHEMIC ORCHESTRAL FOLK BAND
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30LBS OF BBQ FROZEN AND FLOWN IN FROM THE SALT LICK, GRILLED UP FRESH BY E-LEVEL MASTER CHEFS
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SIDES
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ICE COLD BEVERAGES
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AWESOMEANTHEMICFOLKBBQFRIDAYHALFDAYPARTY

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